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1st March 2003 Good agus to you, Jerk Fans! This update of Jerky's Journal contains a new Article for your brief reading entertainment: The Saga Of PEN15; A compilation of classic (old) news and information about Luke's most-excellent band, PEN15. Coming next week (Providing he gets off his lazy student buttocks and finishes writing), Mr Agus's Dirk Benedict LIVE! It's going to be real swell. And don't forget, if you read just one sentence on this website and don't sign the G-Book, you are effectively stealing from me. That's right, you're nothing but a common thief! And that makes me so angry I could turn into The Incredible Hulk or something. Mr Jerky AKA The Bizarre One 
Monday 24th February 2003:
Went to Dave's house and drank some beer with him and Mr Beardo. It was quite good, and something we don't seem to do a lot these days. Though I forgot to punish Beardo for his earlier text message which read; "Goldust is not a very good wrestler. Most of his victories are team ones". That guy really needs a slap sometimes. Tuesday 25th February 2003: Mr Agus won yet another pub quiz (With a little help from me and text messaging). While his team did come first, they did not get enough points to win the cash prize and had to settle for some free "Miller" beer instead. Ugh. Wednesday 26th February 2003: I am enjoying my last evening of peace and quiet before my relatives come back from their holiday tomorrow. This last week has been like a pleasant taster of what life might be like when I finally move out. All I need is a flat mate... But none of my friends have any money! Bah! Thursday 27th February 2003: Made myself a cheese and pickle sandwich, one of my most favourite of all sandwiches. I haven't had one of those for eleven months now (since I moved over from Ireland). It was very tasty! Friday 28th February 2003: Mr Beardo sent me a message to inform me he was visiting "Monkey World" in Dorset. I told him to take lots of pictures and say "hello" to King Paddy and the gang for me. He didn't though. So I hope you're reading this Beardo, YOU MANIAC! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Saturday 1st March 2003: Reviewed the results of last week's reader's poll. It appears that only four people voted and I KNOW more than four people had read Jerky's Journal last week! I'm VERY disappointed in you people. Anyway, one guy thinks I should get drunk, one thinks I should stay in and two want me to take the sober night out. I guess that's what I'm doing tonight then. Thanks a lot, idiots.
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