There's a party in Mianus and everyone's invited
23rd February 2003
 
Hey relax, feller! You look like you could use a rest and some kraft dinner, guy! Not much new stuff today, just your standard Jerky's Journal update, but don't forget to point your browser this way next time. I might have some new Articles I want to show you.
 
But before you go and do whatever it was you were planning to do after this, don't forget to check out the new-look Planet Beardo (Ben's World). It's packed with loads of Ben-related stuff! Also, it appears that The Internet's Crud Bucket, like Michael Knight, does not exist. So kindly ignore all links to it.
 
Mr Jerky AKA Scatman Jerkuss
 
 
Friday 14th February 2003:
A month ago, I found out that the guy who sits next to me at work knew some of my pub cronies. Today, I discovered that he also knows my relatives! Small world, eh? I wonder how many other people I know, know other people I know, without me knowing that they know each other.
 
Saturday 15th February 2003:
Got up at 8pm, a new lie-in record. Nowadays I get up at about 5-6pm on weekends, then stay up all night. I can't really think of any better ways to spend a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. And it's not as if I enjoy daylight or other human beings anyway.
 
Sunday 16th February 2003:
Played an emulated version of the new Game Boy Advance "Altered Beast". I liked it on account of the fact that classic lines such as "RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE" and "WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM" remained intact. The skeleton who points and laughs derisively at you was a nice touch, but I'm not sure what to think of that second boss (it looks like a penis).
 
Monday 17th February 2003:
Saw a guy at work who looked EXACTLY like Gordon Freeman, the one-man army who never eats or shits or pisses. He does enjoy the occasional can of stolen cola though!
 
Sunday 23rd February 2003:
Bah, what a waste of a weekend. Remind me to do something worthwhile next time. Like go to the pub and get shit-faced and then regret it. Or go to the pub and stay sober and be bored. Or just stay home again and moan endlessly into Jerky's Journal like what I'm doing now. In fact, for your satisfaction, I am going to lay my fate before democracy. You'll make the right choice and then you'll be happy - Except you won't. Why? Because DEMOCRACY DOESN'T WORK. [Note: Poll is now closed]
 
That's all for now!
 
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