Mr T: Be somebody
3rd February 2003
 
Hey you! You with the teeth! Come here. Come over here. That's better. Now I can see ya. You know me? Of course you do. That's because I'm famous! And even before I was famous I was still somebody. Then I got respect! See, you don't have to be famous to get respect - You just have to be somebody.
 
That means being confident in who you are. You're willing to take chances and risk falling on yo' face - Because that's the only way you're going to learn. That's what I'm here for, to help you be somebody. Because if you're not somebody, then YO' GONNA BE SOMEBODY'S FOO'.
 
Mr T AKA B.A Barracus AKA Clubber Lang
 
 
Thursday 30th January 2003:
I went out on a piss-up with some relatives and friends of relatives at a local nightclub. A bunch of people who I barely knew bought me loads of drinks for some reason. I was receiving them faster than I could drink them and the pints began piling up. I had three full glasses in front of me at one point. I was absolutely wasted!
 
Saturday 1st February 2003:
Bought a mondo-cheap digital camera! I took a couple of pictures and used it as a webcam for a little bit. It was really nifty except it only works when it feels like it. Cameron Poe wouldn't take shit like that from a bloody camera!
 
Sunday 2nd February 2003:
I have received some new "Freelance Jerks" episodes written by Mr Agus and Captain Research. Click here and here appropriately. Please note that I have no idea who or what J.E.W is.
 
I have to "scat" now (Ha-ha-ha!), so go elsewhere, you windmill-dwelling lummox.
 
© 2003 MR. JERKY