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Pull your pants up, Triple Gay
29th January 2003 Seeing as Planet Jerky's "buddy site" Ben's World is now (In Ben's own words) "defunct", the massive sell-out Mr Jerky has stepped in to shamelessly promote his new album; "Beards Forever". You can find details in the seldom-updated Articles section. And guess what? I might just do another article next week. Oh yes, I am just that crazy. And because democracy is more undeservingly popular than ever, I have jumped on the whole public-opinion bandwagon and set up a Reader's Poll (look left). If you can't beat it, cash-in on it! If it's successful, there will be more polls heading your way... So get your significant yet plebish and moronic views ready! [NOTE: Poll has been removed] And as usual, there is a new Jerky's Journal - But of course, I shouldn't have to keep telling you that anymore. Use some initiative, people! And sign my Guestbook - To not sign it is a great insult to those who fought and died in it's construction. Mr Jerky AKA "Fuzzy Nuts" 
Saturday 25th January 2003:
I heard (read) the expression "scat porn" being used on the internet. Curious as to what scat porn was, I looked into the matter, and did not like what I saw. Scatman John would be turning in his watery grave... Sunday 26th January 2003: Finally got one satisfactory chin-up out of Ashley (09/01/03)! Looks like all those weeks of intense training have finally paid off. Tuesday 28th January 2003: Myself and some non-staring guy at work derived cheap thrills at the expense of a fellow called "Barnabus Whitespunner". We've taken laughing at someone behind their back to a whole new low. We've never even seen of spoken to the guy, all we know is his name and that he bought a plane ticket! We have since vowed to find and meet this man as part of a vaguely Dave Gorman-esque stunt. That's all for this Barnabus Whitespunner-packed episode of Jerky's Journal. Now get out of here you little pervert before I smack you!
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