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Jon Wine Extravaganza
7th November 2001 To celebrate Jon Wine Day we've dedicated this Planet Jerky update to everyone's favourite vinophile, Jon Wine! You can find out more about the excellent Jon Wine - known in Japan as "Wine Man", by reading our exclusive Jon Wine Interview. And if that wasn't enough, Jon Wine now has his very own Jon Wine Comic! Some might argue it's about time too! On a more sinister note, it has been brought to my attention that some of my exquisite pages may not be working properly ie; some links link to the wrong pages. Mr Jerky knows well that this is not his own doing and has already started to compile a list of suspects which so far includes Geocities, haxx0rs and Osama bin Laden. Of course, I still do not possess any concrete evidence to prove which of the above forces is responsible for this heinous crime. Therefore all of them must be destroyed, just to be on the safe side. I have fixed the problems I know of, but if YOU spot any more, do not hesitate to inform me - Mr Jerky! END COMMUNICATION. Mr Jerky 
Friday 2nd November 2001:
I made a verbal contract with Mr Beardo allowing him to create an officially-licensed Jon Wine website. I hope that by doing this I haven't made a grave mistake. Anyway, my chief legal advisor has assured me that without "consideration" (an exchange of money/goods for us brain-dead hicks what spend our days playing banjo in the woods) it is not a legal contract and is therefore retractable at any time. So let's hope Beardo does a good job. I wouldn't want to damage Jon Wine's flawless reputation. Monday 5th November 2001: It's Guy Fawkes Night, guy! The evening where people all over England build bonfires, let off fireworks and incinerate effigies of Mr Jerky's terrorist ancestor! However, I for the past five and a half years have lived in Ireland and the Irish don't have Bonfire Night for obvious reasons. On a lighter note, I needed a poo at work and had to wipe my butt with newspaper. Imagine how I felt when I found out there was proper bog roll downstairs all along. Well how was I to know? There isn't usually any! Only three entries? That certainly put the "weak" into week. Do you see? That was a pun! Ha-ha-ha!
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