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ARCHIVE 2001
Christmas is over for another year and it is now Boxing Day. If you are one of our viewers lucky enough to have eyes, please direct them ever-so-slightly to the right to see how the internet's Mr...
From the guy who brought you the internet website that has been described as "skilly" by no fewer than two complete strangers, welcome to the Planet Jerky Christmas Special! Though there...
Exciting news, scoundrel! After four months, Mr Jerky has been cleared of all charges for his "crimes against humanity" (which he did NOT commit) providing he "pushes for The Man". This...
If you are one of my regular visitors, (Ha-ha-ha!) you will have noticed that I have altered the layout of the site. Now you can directly access my vast archives of "stuff" via the side of the main page...
Yeashimesh! Due to the success of last week's Jon Wine Day special, we at Planet Jerky are going to force yet MORE Jon Wine down your neck, whether you like it or not. Jon Wine appreciates his fans...
To celebrate Jon Wine Day we've dedicated this Planet Jerky update to everyone's favourite vinophile, Jon Wine! You can find out more about the excellent Jon Wine - known in Japan as...
Welcome again to Planet Jerky, the site that has people up and down the country asking themselves: "Is this what passes for entertainment these days?" The answer is no...
Welcome to Planet Jerky - now with 25% more made up statistics! It's our first ever update and we've got a little bit of new jerky stuff for you! The Articles section now contains Jerky's Journal...
By the beards of the ancestors! Good morning and welcome to the all-new Planet Jerky, the 100% OFFICIAL website of me, TV's Mr Jerky! The only website in the world that give YOU money!* Do... © 2001 MR. JERKY |
Do you want a hit in the face?
Have a Jerky Christmas and a Jon...
Selling out to The Man
More dead tramps than you can...
Planet Jon Wine
Jon Wine Extravaganza
Halloween Special
Will the torture never end?
Greetings, Jerk Fans!